The Welsh are the Italians in the rain."

Society has put up so many boundaries, so many limitations on what’s right and wrong that it’s almost impossible to get a pure thought out. It’s like a little kid, a little boy, looking at colors, and no one told him what colors are good, before somebody tells you you shouldn’t like pink because that’s for girls, or you’d instantly become a gay two-year-old. Why would anyone pick blue over pink? Pink is obviously a better color. Everyone’s born confident, and everything’s taken away from you."

We’re not fat, we’re pleasingly plump."

Y’all smell like hairspray and desperation"

Life is one long process of getting tired."

If you can’t explain it to a six-year-old, you don’t understand it yourself."